Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line" The lights went out and Nikki started to grind Oh, Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell you what she did to me But my body will never be the same Oh, her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show you no mercy But she'll sure enough, sure enough Show you how to grind Darling, Nikki Oh Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over, all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said, "Thank you for a funky time Call me up whenever you wanna grind" Oh, Nikki Oh, oh Aw, come back Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind Wonk I esuac' enif m'I? uoy era woh, olleh Noos gnimoc, gnimoc, noos gnimoc si droL eht taht