Everybody Loves a Nut

Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut There was a hermit named Fred Who kept a dead horse in his cave And everyone said to Fred "Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?" And he said, "Well" Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut A Columbia man named Frank Had a tiger named Hank He tried to put Hank in his tank Guess what happened to old Frank When they picked up the teeth hair and eyeballs Erected a tombstone and read Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut Another Columbia fellow Told Queen Isabella I don't think the world is flat Now what do you think about that? And she said, "You don't?" He said, "No ma'am" And she said, "You get out of my kingdom" And he said, "Yes ma'am" Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut Everybody loves a nut The whole world loves a weirdo Brains are in a rut But everybody loves a nut